this is both funny and true. i hope a lot more people can read this. : )
If so, I have a confession to make:
I want to punch you in the face.
Or, to put it in terms you can understand, “Me wanna give big booboo to da poopyhead!”
OK, that was a little harsh. Me not really wanna give you big booboo, although you are definitely a poopyhead. What I really want to do is to explain to you calmly and rationally why you’re an enemy of the human race. You’re Kim Jong Unbearable. So sit down, grab your binky or your foofoo or whatever the hell you call it and listen up. ‘Kay, Sweetums?
Baby talk is child abuse. Worse, even, because it hurts everyone within earshot. It demeans us as a species. Every time you say “moo-cow
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